☰☱☲☳K for Kris☴☵☶☷

That kid who sometimes makes fanart of youtubers

NAME: Kris of the Earth and Sun (rough translation)
AGE: idk, like, 12?
BIRTHDAY: Refer to September by Earth Wind & Fire
RACE: Pure bred Filipino (born in captivity)
ETHNICITY: New-English (murica)
FAVORITE COLOR: Inverted Blood Orange + Coral
AESTHETIC: Dystopian Shonen Sidekick
LOCATION: Approx. 30 min. from New York
DREAM JOB: House Wife / Concept Artist
DREAM SUPERPOWER: Enhanced Artisanship
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Scissor Blades / X-acto Glaive
FAVORITE POKEMON: Dunsparce.
BENDING ART: Water Bender
ZETA DESIGNATION: Robin, B01
KINGDOM: The Kingdom of Princess Cookie
PLASMID / VIGOR: Insect Swarm / Undertow
SORTING HAT: Hufflepuff

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

penis-hilton:

versaceslut:

versaceslut:

letting everyone in my class know I’m a bottom

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did my teacher just shade gaga?

you need to drag your teacher

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

Posted 6 hours ago With 89,527 notes

posypayne:

so i got my teeth whitened today

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Posted 1 day ago With 209,012 notes

cinesstiel:

fontinosantana:

fontinosantana:

should i make ramen or order pizza this is an important questions

like for real i can’t decide i don’t know what to eat unless someone gives me some advice here

Okay so my advice is that you consider that this is only one meal in your life.

Which did you have most recently? Pizza or ramen? Whichever you had most recently…. cross it out. Like if you had ramen yesterday, go get yoself some Pizzaaaa

eat a ramen pizza, meaning either pizza with ramen as a topping or a pizza with ramen instead of dough

Posted 1 day ago With 9 notes

womanfeedme:

stunningpicture:

very clear water

this fucked me up

tyulipan:

drake in the anaconda video and van gogh’s ‘at eternity’s gate’

reblog 81800

cowscratch:

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

source

Are you shitting me?

this makes me smile every time

aceofstars:

GO FAST

omarpelaez:

femburton:

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

please explain this
snoopdogg

I’M SCHLEEP

t3mplvr:

miss-love:

thepsycheofdee:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break. 

​My life is
INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information

at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it

these two are everything

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vinegod:

Dicks by ScottySire

gracehelbig:

this is a nice video

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tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

gigginoxious:

LOOK AT THE NAMES OF THESE LIZARDS AT THE REPTILE ZOO I JUST WENT TO