☰☱☲☳K for Kris☴☵☶☷

NAME: Kris of the Earth and Sun (rough translation)
AGE: How old do you think I am?
BIRTHDAY: Refer to September by Earth Wind & Fire
RACE: Pure bred Filipino (born in captivity)
ETHNICITY: New-English (murica)
FAVORITE COLOR: Inverted Blood Orange + Coral
LOCATION: Approx. 30 min. from New York
DREAM JOB: House Wife / Concept Artist
RELIGION: Church of the All Mighty Plumbob
TYPE SPECIALTY: Bug, Water, Poison, Ghost
FAVORITE POKEMON: Dunsparce.
BENDING ART: Water Bender
ZETA DESIGNATION: Robin, B01
KINGDOM: The Kingdom of Princess Cookie
PLASMID / VIGOR: Insect Swarm / Undertow
SORTING HAT: Hufflepuff

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

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martyfun:

el-sato:

h-a-r-p-o:

Dan Fessler’s HD Index Painting Technique let’s you paint pixel art in Photoshop in a non-destructive manner, and lets you use pretty much every tool in a perfectly pixel-gradient fashion!

The article gives you everything you need to try it out for yourself.It’s easy to set up and use, and the results are so fucking cool.

pixel artists everywhere dying just so they can roll in their graves

wwwwwHHAAAT

cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

reblog 48990

stephaniesearches:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

I CANNOT BREATHE SWEET GOD

helioscentrifuge:

nox-artemis:

k1ngdra:

FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night

This makes sense.

assanta’s creed

callino-fucking-way:

jacobtheloofah:

i wanna make a cartoon about a spanish pig who always questions things

it’ll be called por qué pig

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im-not-a-real-hero:

tomhiddleston-h:

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

I’M CRYING

SEE, MY PARENTS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE TO WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNELS.

OH GOD I FOUND IT