☰☱☲☳K for Kris☴☵☶☷

That kid who sometimes makes fanart of youtubers

NAME: Kris of the Earth and Sun (rough translation)
AGE: idk, like, 12?
BIRTHDAY: Refer to September by Earth Wind & Fire
RACE: Pure bred Filipino (born in captivity)
ETHNICITY: New-English (murica)
FAVORITE COLOR: Inverted Blood Orange + Coral
AESTHETIC: Oriental Dystopian Shonen Sidekick
LOCATION: 2 Express stops from Grand Central
DREAM JOB: House Wife / Concept Artist
DREAM SUPERPOWER: Enhanced Artisanship
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Scissor Blades / X-acto Glaive
FAVORITE POKEMON: Dunsparce.
BENDING ART: Water Bender
ZETA DESIGNATION: Robin, B01
KINGDOM: The Kingdom of Princess Cookie
PLASMID / VIGOR: Insect Swarm / Undertow
SORTING HAT: Hufflepuff

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

Posted 5 hours ago With 103,124 notes

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

reblog 21226

lizawithazed:

cloperella:

hipstermun:

My cute little front ensemble plays the Gravity Falls theme. :’) (ignore the weird blur in the beginning)

that was awesome

this delights me

mxcleod:

thenaebyrd777:

egberts:

wikeni:

kanmae-west:

nymph-in-the-yellow-dress:

egberts:

spooktre:

egberts:

minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same

im not content with this content

i object to that object

I need to read what I read again

Excuse me but there’s no excuse for this

Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind

i hope you dont mind but you just fucked with my mind

fuck all of you

r.i.p to non native english speakers

Posted 5 hours ago With 340,060 notes

the-goddamazon:

yokhakidfiasco:

Y’all aint kinky like this

DELETE THIS

nikkibot3000:

#some men just want to watch the world burn

8oo:

nonbinary robots are cool and all but imagine a robot designed to be genderless and it sees a girl and is like “wtf girls are cute im a girl now” and the scientists are like u cant do this thing but she is already out the door 

Posted 5 hours ago With 12,373 notes

rgr-pop:

OK I WILL BE LAYING ON THE FLOOR FOR A LONG TIME

Posted 6 hours ago With 190 notes

fieldbears:

lydiduh:

In 15 seconds of dialogue Francis Wilkerson sums up what’s wrong with how women are criticized in our society and it’s great

I literally remember when this aired and something clicked in my head. He was putting to words what I kept seeing over and over in media without apology or explanation

aphrodildo:

flirting w/ bae

raggedyasgardian:

I have been taking chemistry classes for the past few years, and I can tell you only one thing that Disney got wrong.

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Put your hair up.

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Put your hair up.

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PUT YOUR HAIR UP, IT’S A HAZARD.

Posted 6 hours ago With 5,386 notes