☰☱☲☳K for Kris☴☵☶☷

NAME: Kris of the Earth and Sun (rough translation)
AGE: How old do you think I am?
BIRTHDAY: Refer to September by Earth Wind & Fire
RACE: Pure bred Filipino (born in captivity)
ETHNICITY: New-English (murica)
FAVORITE COLOR: Inverted Blood Orange + Coral
LOCATION: Approx. 30 min. from New York
DREAM JOB: House Wife / Concept Artist
RELIGION: Church of the All Mighty Plumbob
TYPE SPECIALTY: Bug, Water, Poison, Ghost
FAVORITE POKEMON: Dunsparce.
BENDING ART: Water Bender
ZETA DESIGNATION: Robin, B01
KINGDOM: The Kingdom of Princess Cookie
PLASMID / VIGOR: Insect Swarm / Undertow
SORTING HAT: Hufflepuff

thomasbngalter:

great songs to have sex to: the cantina song from star wars

Posted 3 hours ago With 204 notes

rokushima:

solluxey:

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

single and ready to flamingle 

Wtf

Bold & Brash
S. Tentacles, 2001

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

Posted 3 hours ago With 19,783 notes

sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

Posted 3 hours ago With 43,281 notes

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

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fashionaryhand:

Creative Fashionary sketches by Grace Ciao

Grace is a fashion illustrator from Singapore. She draws inspiration from everything around her. Her favourite materials are watercolours and flowers. Here are her amazing Fashionary sketches inspired by flowers!

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alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist
A picture with lots of Unown by request.

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist

A picture with lots of Unown by request.

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

Posted 4 hours ago With 188,170 notes

idooowhatiwaant:

mcdownies:

ofdarknessanddisgrace:

bethandgrace:

hazelthinking:

kittywinkle-master-of-jarate:

What If The Male Avengers Were Posed Like The Female One?

Can’t decide if I find the hulk’s pose funnier than Cap’s.

My teacher showed this in class and all the guys were super uncomfortable. It was beautiful.

Avengers ASSemble

“im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions”

me fucking lying to myself (via guy)

Posted 4 hours ago With 14,061 notes